"Land of 1000 Stitches"
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This medal was given for phantastic designs of alphabets
at a sewforum. And through this joke the fairy about the United Kingdom of
Embroidery started and later it was called "Land of 1000 Stitches" At this place a really big thanks for all creativity and funny comments of the forum-members - without you, this fairie never would have started. |
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Normaly someone has to be proposed
for bestowal of decorations - but this time King Needle Eye IV, in his
unendingly great kindness, has made an exeption to ZenaDesigns - so kneel
down ZenaDesigns and receive in majesty's name, the "Inkpot Poster Medal" (the beginning of the the stories arround the little empire started with these two medals and it was just a kidding...smile) |
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Through my good connection to the
royal photografer Sir E.M.Broidery I just get an up-to-date picture of his
Royal Highness King Needle Eye VI - maybe you're interested in.... And Sir E.M.Broidery also gave me a book that started with: Once upon a time in a land not far from here, known as the "Land Of 1000 Stitches", there lives a good and gracious king. His name is King Needle Eye VI. He runs his country very well and every day in the early morning hours he has a conference with his counselor Thimble, General Scissor and Lord Pattern of Patchwork.... But I get lost in details and trail off....
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Some of you know King Needle Eye
VI and some names of the Royal Suite, as General Freehand Scissor - I've
asked the royal photografer Sir E.M.Broidery for a photo and as kind as he
always is, here it is.... General Scissor's career startet as a young cadet in Fort Jumpstitch, later he served at the 206th Embirds in rank lieutenant and advanced to Colonel. After the Patch-Wars King Needle Eye VI appointed him as the Chief of Highcommand of the Design-Splitters and he advanced as general. General Scissor is a man of short words and fast cuts.... |
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Some characters are needed to tell
the fairytale out of the United Kingdom of Embroidery, known as the "Land of
1000 Stitches" with it's gracious King Needle Eye VI - you have now seen the
King, his HighCommander General Scissor, know, that there is a counselor
named Thimble and Lord Pattern of Patchwork - now you get to know the "Water
Purveyor to the Court" and you know her well - her name is Aqua Santa... As often in the last time, I asked Sir E.M.Broidery, if he would be so kind to show us an up-to-date photograph and he was as kind, as I know him for... So...let's have a look to Aqua Santa...Knight of the Big Bobbin Sewing Medal with crossed needles... Spain: AGUA SANTA = HOLY WATER English: AQUA = Kingswater and SANTA.... |
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Today, I think it's time to show
you an absolute top secret photo of King Needle Eye VI's Palace Guard, I got
just now through one of my whistle-blowers. It shows the Guards Needles &
Pins*, both sarge and veterans of the last Patch-War. They belong to the
1.th Searchers Regiment and thereby to the NSA ( National Stitching Awl )
with it's director D.D.Hoover, who is known for finding in every lint a hint.
He does really give credits to his name. The nation gave him the nick, in
view of his firstnames, both starting with D, "Dirt Devil" with awe. Not
only in the little kingdom his most loved sentence is known: "Cut and delete!"
Maybe, that I will get a picture of some intelligence assistants, so called SL's, from the Sewing Lamp-Division. Those, who will bring light into what was dark before. by the way...when Needles joined the army, his brother started an actors career in Hollysewed - he is well known under his actors-name "Josemite Sam". * "Needles & Pins* sung in 1972 by the english group "The Searchers" |
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And the story goes on.... Lord Pattern Of Patchwork, Duke of Silk & Sateen, Lordprotector of Buttonhole and Zipper, is a high decorated royal and uncle of King Needle Eye VI his daughter princess Poopy Doo. As Lordprotector of Buttonhole and Zipper he leads the 26th Running Stitches Infantrie Regiment. He established new weapons like the "Darning Plates" as cuirass and changed the fixing pins of his troops to embroidery needles of more length; at last with great success, as seen while the last Patch-War. The victory was not only a victory - it was a real walk-over. The "Bluff Edges", living in Husqvarna, must capitulate soon and had to sign the "Embroidery code of practise" - since then there was peace. Since 24 years Lord Pattern Of Patchwork is married with Lady Quilt. |
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Today I found a little brown
envelope under my doormat. Opening it, I found two photos and a notice "From
a friend". Seems as there is a mole working at the NSA (National Stitching
Awl). One picture was made during the last Patch-War and it shows an attack flown by the 236th Zig-Zag-Stitch Airborne under Colonel D.D.Hoovers leadership. This attack was so succsessful, that young cadets have to learn at Fort Jumpstitch about it in subject "strategic stitchery" - in military historybooks to find under "Operation Top Stitch". While this attack Colonel D.D.Hoover was wounded and later decorated with the "Golden Pinprick". As you know, his most loved sentence is: "Cut and delete!" - but he also wrote the airborne hyme: Fly along, sing our song, with the airborne of stitchery count the brave, count the true, we have stitch to victory! chorus: We will fly in Zig and Zag, and nothing will us p r i c k, because we fly the Zig and Zag that's our greatest trick! |
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As known, King Needle Eye VI has a
daughter. It's the little cute princess Poopy Doo. I'd just a phonecall with
the royal photographer Sir E.M. Broidery and asked him for a picture. In his
kindness he has sent me one by email...and so...here it is... It shows princess Poopy Doo, she is a member of a ballet-group, at her last official theatre entry at the Royal Stitchery Hall in the play "The stitched swan" as prima ballerina. As I was told by Sir E.M.Broidery the group is now in excersice for a new play - "The Backstitch Story" The Royal Suite takes care, that not too much informations about Princess Poopy Doo come to public - so, there is not more to say at the moment, but be sure, that I will give new details when I will have some. |
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Today my faxmachine
started in the early morning hours and I was very astonished about what I
could see then. A top secret photo of the most wanted person in the "Land of
1000 Stitches" - the public enemy number one! You always will know and have heard about him - this real subversive element. You didn't know whom I'm talking about!? It's Mister Ripper, Firstname Seam - He is known as the Lord of Unsew, the Harbinger of Frustration, the Knight of Correction and many many more names. Maybe that Seam Ripper is actually a nice guy when you get to know him...but...getting to know him means, that your "seam" is up! So it's to say. that Seam doesn't have many friends, but he still tries to live a normal life among the common folks. It's just his "Job", that makes him so...so...scary. Okay, he is a little bit creepy, but he never missed a handworks deadline. His empire is undertitled with "In Unsew We Trust" and the hyme is very special - here is the text: "I'm the Harbinger of Frustration - you know me well, without concentration - many seams go to h e l l. I'm the Knight of Correction and the Lord of Unsew Keep care while you sew, else you've to do new So, keep attention and heed my advice you will sew in first go and never do twice!" bye the way: His grandfather emigrated in 1888 to england with residence London. Jack's kind of activity was a little bit strange - but he'd come to much publicity.
Design of Seam Ripper 010b. by Autumn Christoforo (c) 2007 Ripper-Shield included
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While sorting all the photos of
the last days on my desk, I found one, I did'nt show. So, that's the picture
of the counselor. His name is Sir Hoopy Thimble. Sir Thimble was born in Mega-Hoop-City, where he has spent his boyhood. When Hoopy was a young guy, he was a member of his college athletic-team. As a sprinter he had a lot of success - last but not least due to his many legs. Later he changed to the Royal University in Hernstitch. There he completed as master of stitchery business. While the Patch-Wars he was as a captain at the 43th Armored Fingers: known as "Thimble's Troopers". In this time he falled in love to Hobbyhorses. He distinguished in the battle at River Cotton-Wool, near the Quilt-Hills in the north of the "Land of 1000 Stitches" - borderland to Husqvarna. Since 12 years he is counselor of the empire, King Needle Eye VI best friend, nevertheless his brother-in-law and Princess Doopy Doo's uncle - through his marriage with the pretty Princess Sewalot. On sundays you can see princess and counselor at the Hobbyhorse-Races in Zipperburgh - there he has a box. To his country estate belongs a big stud, with hobbyhorse-breeding. All over the land his preciuos Bobbin-Horses are known. |
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This evening the Royal Suite hold
a reception - so this photo of Queen Ellabroidera is more then up-to-date.
I've just got it from my friend E.M.Broidery when he comes out of the
darkroom. The family tree of the house Eyelet, the Queen belongs to, is very long and includes also the wellknown William the Stitcher, who fought in 1066 at the battle of Darning. Since 22 years married with King Needle Eye VI and mother of princess Poopy Doo and Prince Thimblehead. |
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Now I proudly present the latest
photo of Prince Thimblehead, the future heir to the throne of the United
Kingdom of Embroidery - "The Land of 1000 Stitches". You see him in his armor suit at the "Tournament of Needling". That takes place every 4th year at Gold-Needle-Day on february 29th. - So you can compare it with the Olympic games. It's the first time of participation for the young prince, but with sucsess - he has won the "Silverneedlemedal in Hobbyhorseriding with longneedles". (Hope for photos of some hobbyhorses the next days - Sir E.M. Broidery promised me some, when he will visit Sir Hoopy Thimble on his country estate and the horse-breeding stud.) Prince Thimblehead is cadet in Fort Jumpstitch and it seems, as that he will follow the military career of his father and uncle - so I think, we will wish him the best for his future. If you wonder about the green-red armor suit - those are the national colours of the kingdom. It may have catch your eyes, when you have seen Director D.D.Hoover (NSA) uniform the last days and also at the palace guards. Prince Thimblehead has a girlfriend as I have heard, but weather I have seen her picture nor did I know her name - maybe I will have a note the next days. Prince Thimblehead and the stolen embroidery-machines
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This time I will show you the
Royal Fanfare-Players. They are really humourous guys and every weekend they
play in a restaurant with dancing. At the Single-Stitch-Cafe, a wellknown
meeting-place for singles. Their bandname is "The Three Stitches" - I will introduce them from right to left: Moe Knob, Larry Clasp and Curly Tassel. When starting their career they were playfully called "The Trumpets of Jericho", because they'd played very evil and in return loud. In the meantime Moe has begun to sing, while Larry and Curly attended him with their fanfares. The latest hit was: There is a house in "Thimbletown, called house of embroidery... it's filled with needles, fabrics and yarn plus such a lot of phantasie... later covered by the ANIMALS..... |
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There are some blank spots on the
the family-tree and so I will fill one of this spots with a picture of Lady,
better Princess Quilt. She is the sister of Queen Embroideria I and the daughter of Duke of Cottonwool and Lady Hint. About her father, I have bad news, he had have an accident while a hobbyhorse-racing competition through a broken needle. He was buried in the chapel of Castle Cottonwool last year. The House of Cottenwool also has a long and honorable tradition - maybe that we will learn about it something later. Volontarily Lady Quilt is working as an ambassador for the Aid-Organisation of Failed Designs - an organisation, that tries to make the best of bad jobs. |
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more information about the Giant you will find here (click
title) Prince Thimblehead and the stolen embroidery-machines there you also will find a txt-file zipped for download |
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I know, that many of you are
interested in the next part of the Royals - so let us complete the
family-tree with one more - while having a dinner with the royal
photographer E.M. Broidery this evening he gave me an up-to-date photo
showing Princess Sewalot in gala-dress at her birthday she had two days ago.
Princess Sewalot is the daughter of Ex-King Iron Button III and Queen Sateena. Both abdicated in fact of their age as it ever was rule in the "Land of 1000 Stitches" - and while the ceremony King Iron Button says in his last official saying as King: "It's better to end as long as the needle is sharp!" Since then he and his wife enjoys their retirement on Castle Fancybutton near the capital - so they can see their grandchilds constantly. The old King has begun to write his memoires and his wife started with painting needles of all kinds in watercolour-technique. At the moment they are in the captital on Cross-Stitch-Castle at side of the other Royals in awaiting Prince Thimblehead and Private Darning back in good condition. |
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more information about the dwarf you will find here (click title) there you also will find a txt-file zipped for download |
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more information about the Needle "Greatstitch" you will find here (click title) there you also will find a txt-file zipped for download |
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Today I will present you another
member of the Royal Suite... It's Ex-Queen Sateena I - married with Ex-King Iron Button III and mother of Princess Sewalot and King Needle Eye VI. As I wrote, they have both abdicted and enjoy their retirement on Castle Fancybutton. More details under Princess Sewalot. Having a look in their family history, I found a very interesting person. Wellknown as Vizeadmiral and buccaneer - a man with a great career... something the world called "an american career" - from dishwasher to millionaire - skilled pastry cook. You know, about whom we are speaking!? Yes, you're right!...smile...Sir Francis Cake! Maybe that we will learn more about him later. Picture shows her in her "small" bathrobe |
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Today we will have a look at the
older family-history of House Eyelet - William the Stitcher. On an old
oil-painting at Cross-Stitch-Castle we can have a look at him. So we see him
as a young and sportive military leader after the historical important
Battle of Darning. Through this battle he darned a hole on his map with to
conquer lands. As written in the cronicle of the Eyelets, his father came from Royaume de Broderie, a little empire on the other side of the Patch-Channel called Applique- his name was Roi Èpingle À Nourrice II ( translated: fixing pin). Here is the beginning of his speech short after the battle to the folk: "I'm not a Prince Charming, you know that since Darning, but to free you of harm... ...my men had to darn!..." |
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And the story goes on... The photograph shows a picture of the young Duke of Cottenwool. He was a great stitcher and he has loved hobbyhorse riding. As you may remember, he had have a riding-accident last year and dies. He was high decorated and a very honorable man. He was married with Lady Quilt and had lived on Castle Cottonwool. "I'm the Duke of Cottonwool, and I'm more than only cool" ...so he often was heard...and it was true...it's a pity, that he dies to young. |
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Ex-King Iron Button III, married
with Sateena I, has abdicted in fact of his age together with his wife. On
the day of his abdiction his son Needle Eye was crowned to king. As all of the male royals he had take part at the Patch-Wars and as many he was wounded. He ever has been a great strategist - so, he deployed the Double-Stitch-Strategy, when he fringed a Husqvarna Battalion near the Quilt-Mountains. In military history books to find under "Border-Attack". At the moment he writes his memoires and enjoys his retirement with his wife at Castle Fancybutton. |
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Completing the royals family-tree here is Lady Lint.
As her man, who was always interested in hobbyhorses in lifetime, she loves them too. And so, you could see her on every sunday with together with counselor Sir Hoppy Thimble and Princess Sewalot at the hobbyhorse-races in Zipperburgh. Otherwise she had advanced herself and you could see her only at official occasions.
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This is the giants and his wife's cavern Prince Thimblehead and the stolen embroidery-machines there you also will find a txt-file zipped for download
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Today I will show you an old oil-painting, that is
hanging in one of the many corridors at Cross-Stitch-Castle. It shows a
really wellknown person. Sir Francis Cake. Always known as a great vizeadmiral and brilliant buccaneer in name of her majesty. His career was curious - so, he apprenticed to an obscure baker and finished his training as confectioner. After some years he entered the majesties services. And because his pastries and the desserts have been of best quality and by his love to create sugarships on cakes, he was glady viewed by the monarch. This was the reason why he was gentled. Since this time there was often to be heared: "Oh, have a look, there comes captain pastry cook!" And Sir Francis Cake thought: "Having so much knowlegde about ships and also called captain - why not!" So he began to build a big big ship out of sugar icing, tinkered sails out of wafers and set sail in direction of the cotton-sea to fight in majesties name against the Husqvarnas - and this with great succees. Chef's hat and wooden spoons became his coat of arm. |
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This time I've a special picture for you. It was made at
Fort Jumpstitch and shows Drill-Sergeant "Stitch" Chicken while an excercise.
I think, that he is just giving loud commands - like: "Ladies! You have to
say: Yes, Sir, Drill-Sergeant Chicken, Sir! - 50 jumpstitches more! And
speedy!!!! That's also for you, Thimblehead!!!! Don't smug about your
title!!!"" Master-Sergeants "Stitch" Chickens career started with the Patch-Wars and he was the youngest man, who was decorated with the Patch-War-Cross. He is a really hard guy, but fair.
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The name of this knight isn't known, but his picture is hanging at a corridor wall in Cross-Stitch-Castle and a legend is told about him: |
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Let us begin with the Knights of
the Cutting Table - so here comes the first: On the picture you can see Sir Madeira, who is also the Lord of Yarn, at a Long-Needle-Riding-Competition. |
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So, here is the first pet of the
Royals - its pooch Piddle Diddle - the dog of Prince Thimblehead. At this place I will thank Autumn Christoforo, 15yo, for her great design - it was really a pleasure to me to create this stitchfile. It's really a big fun to have so much feedback in this little fairie.
Prince Thimblehead and the stolen embroidery-machines
Design of Piddle Diddle by Autumn Christoforo (c) 2007 |
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Yesterday I showed you Sir
Madeira, Lord of Yarn...today we will get to know another knight of this
special table: Let me introduce Sir Stabilizer, Duke of Mandrel. He is a snappy or better a breezily guy. He never get a fight out of the way and he's always kidding his rival. He always believe in his needle, tenderly called by him "Stabilizer" - and yep...with it he stabilized every situation...friends call him a warhorse. |
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Here is the next Knight of the
Cutting Table for you - this time I introduce Sir Isafil, Earl of Singer.
As Sir Madeira before, you see him in full armor at a Long Needle Riding Contest. He is the brother of Sir Isalon and Sir Isacord, who ara also Knights of the Cutting Table. |
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Sir Pressing Ham is the next Knight of the Cutting Table...an unintimate coeval...grimly and determined at every time to do something. |
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To make the table a little more complete, here comes Sir Seam Presser - looking like a roughneck - but kind hearted. |
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Today I will indroduce the first
lady of the Knight of the Cutting Table - it's Lady Esparavel. Under King
Needle Eye VI many rules have been changed and so also females have the same
rights as males. So you will find a group of ladies sitting at the Cutting
Table. Lady Esparavel family background is spanish as her name shows. You see her in full armour - the other knights kidding her and named it "Catsuit" |
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The today's Knight of the Cutting Table is very special one - his name is Sir Cherry Blossom and he is the Duke of Minnesota. There he lives with his Mom Lynn and a girl, named Gizzy, that doesn't want anything of him. I can't understand that, but as I was told by the royal photographer E.M. Broidery, Gizzy has said to him: Might be in future, Cherry, that we will share the bird seed - but first you have to find the 'Holy Needle'...and I've also heard, that he will search for it with some other knights....so: Good luck and return in well condition, Sir Blossom. |
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Okay...today I will show you a very special person - through my wistle-blower, you know, I could not tell his name...his assumed name is...Jonathan...I was send a photo of the Wizard Magic Pin...and I can promise...this mail was so thrilling...that I will write the whole story about Magic Pin the next days... |
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And the fairie goes on...here is
another knight of the 26 Knights of the Cutting Table - and another Lady -
it's Lady Fufu, Baroness from Poodle... actual VON PUDEL...german background...but she has anglicize her name...she sets no great store by her decorations...but as I was informed, she was decorated with the "Golden Bone" and the "Feeding Bowl"... I have to thanks Autumn Christoforo, who draws and created this character...and it was a pleasure to make the stitchdesign...so, have thanks, Autumn. |
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One
day without a knight is a lost day... ...so here is Cavaliere Filo da Ricamo, Knight of the Cutting Table, and although the time of the roman empire is over, he loves the centurions dress - only the sandals he has changed into boots. Often you could hear him say: "Rome was not stitched in one day" |
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This is the shield of the United Kingdom of Embroidery - it's included in the King Needle Eye Zip. |
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This is the shield of the Seam Ripper - it's included in Seam Ripper zip 010a |
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Searching for a tower - here is one for you. |
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This is one of the hobbyhorses of Counselor Thimble. You know, that he has a hobbyhorse-breading. |
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This photo shows Cross-Stitch-Castle. Here lives King Needle Eye VI with his royal family. |
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Residence Castle Fancybutton of Lady Sateena I and Ex-King Iron Button III |
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